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One morning while making breakfast, Santa walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.”

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning Santa woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.

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A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle.



Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla species available.



While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals cages. Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn’t very bright.



So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Mike was approached with a propo

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Wife: Ek baat bolun???


Husband: Haan yaar, bolo…


Wife: Maaroge to nahi?


Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?


Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin….?


Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga…, baat toh batao.


Wife: Main pregnant hun.


Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it’s a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???


Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi…

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A mother in law said to her son’s wife when their baby was born, “I don’t mean to be rude but he doesn’t look anything like my son.” The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said,
“I don’t mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy,
not a fucking photo-copier.”

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I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn’t thank me enough.
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she
goes fucking nuts! Women, I can’t figure them out

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