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A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited the following story: “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?”
A boy pauses. “None,” he replied thoughtfully.
“No, no, no, let`s try again,” the teacher says patiently.
She holds up three fingers. “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one,” she puts down one finger, “how many birds are left on the wire?”
“None!” the boy says with authority.
The teacher sighs. “Tell me how you came up with that.”
“It`s simple,” says the boy, “after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away.”



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A young woman was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar.


“Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed.”


“Well, thank you, ma’am. It’s 33 inches.”


“Wow, around?”


“No, ma’am. Through.”


“Well, then, sir. What about your waist?”


“It’s 28 inches.”


“Around?”


“No, ma’am. Through.”


“Well, then. One last question. What about the size of your manhood.”


“You see, ma’am. It’s 3 inches!”


“Wow,” said the woman. “Through?!”


“Oh, no

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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready.

A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat.

The second man comes over and does the same examinations.

When a third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”<b

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A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous customers having lunch at the diner. The man, who uses both creamer and sugar in his coffee, notices that the container is empty.


As the waitress rushes by, he asks her to bring him cream and sugar for his coffee. The waitress, busier than she can ever remember being before, rushes to the back to pick up more orders. As she passes the cabinet where the extra sugar and cream are kept, she sets a plate down and puts sugar cubes and creamer packets in her bosom because both her

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