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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.


“I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says.


He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby.


“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little x where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”


The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony.


“What did the doctor say?” the victim asks.


“He says you’re gonna die.”

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A lonely woman checked into a resort and decided to call one of the numbers she’d seen advertising male escort services and sensual massages. She flipped through the phone book, found an ad with a picture of a particularly strapping young man and called the number.


“Hello?” a male voice answered. “How may I help you?”


“I hear you give a great massage, and I’d really like to experience one,” the woman said. “Well, actually, I should just be straight with you. I’m in town, I’m all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips… everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll

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