Category Archives: Adult Jokes

An old man goes to t ….

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, “WHAT? What did he say? What does he want?”

His wife yells back, “He needs your underwear.”

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This woman gives bir ….

This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he
says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”

The woman sits up in bed and says, “What`s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What`s wrong???”

The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing`s wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”

The woman says, “A hermaphrodite… what`s that???”

The doctor says, “Well, it means your baby has the…er… features… of both the male and a female.”

The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh my God! You mean it has a penis… AND a brain?”

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