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Dear Sir, I have tw ….

Dear Sir,

I have two questions for the lawmakers of our country:


1. If the legal age of a Man to get Sexually active is 18 years and the legal age for him to get married is 21… then what are we actually suggesting he should do these 3 years?


2. Now if the legal age for a Man to get married is 21 years and the legal age for him to start drinking is 25 years… then how do you suggest he survives the first 4 years of marriage???

Any information will be appreciated.

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A man staggers into ….

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife`s golf ball……….stuck right in the middle of the cow`s butt. That`s when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?” asked the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this

continue ….

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This Guy leaves the ….

This Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work.

He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife. Later, back at the bar, the guy tells the bartender the story.


“Wow, that’s awful, what did you do?” the bartender asked.


“Well, I carefully snuck back out the door, and came straight back here. Shoot, they we’re just getting started, so I figure, I got time for a couple more beers.”

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