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Santa was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, Jeeto, so he went to the doctor for advice.

The doctor told him the next time he wanted to have sex, to stick his finger in his wife’s pussy, and then rub it under his nose, and the smell would cause his hormones to kick in, and he would obtain an erection.

That night, he decided to make his move. He turned out all the lights and got into bed. He put his finger in her pussy, and then rubbed it under his nose. He felt a tingling in his cock, and it began to stiffen.

Amazed, he decided to see what would happen if he used two fingers. He stuck them in her pussy, then rubbed them both under

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A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.


“Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?”


“Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?”


“Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what’s the relationship between this and Mad Cow?”


“And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?”


“Mr. Brown, that’s interesting, but, what’s the point?”


“Lady, the point is this: if I’m playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you go mad, too?”

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The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: “What part of the human body increases to 10 times it`s normal size when excited?”

Jessica responds: “That`s disgusting! I don`t have to answer that question!”

So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: “That`s easy…the pupil of the eye.” “That`s correct, Johnny. Very good!”

And turning to Jessica, she says: “I`ve three things to say to you, young lady… first, you didn`t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you`re in for a big disappointment!”

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