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Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.


Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.


“Look,” said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little “zero.”


“This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole.”


“Aaaaaaahhhhhh,” said the children.


The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, “Mr. Dickson, my

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big planes have baby planes?
The mother (who couldn t think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don`t big planes have baby planes?
The stewardess asked, Did your mother tell you to ask me?
He said that his mother had.
So the stewardess said, Tell your mother that its because Southwest always pulls out on time.

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There were these two gay guys that give each other anal each night. One night before they give each other anal one of the guys has to go to the toilet.


So the other guy says, “Ok, but don’t wank in there, save it for later.”


“Sure mate,” and the first guy agrees.


This guy was in the toilet for a while so the other gay guy decides to check on him. Once he opens the toilet door he sees lots of semen everywhere.


He gets angry and yells, “I thought I told you not to wank and to save it for later!”


The first gay guy replies, “I didn’t wank, I just farted.”

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Miss Bea was in her 80`s and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a cut glass bowl setting on top of it that was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had flipped, the Minister thought. But he certainly couldn`t mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to cha

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Once there was this city boy who wanted to go country, so he headed out to a farm to buy some animals.

“I`ll take one of these,” he said to the farmer.

“What is it?”

Well, to me it`s a cock, but to you it`s a rooster,” said the farmer.

“I`ll take one of these, too,” said the city boy.

“What is it?”

“Well, to me it`s a pullet, but to you it`s a chicken,” replied the farmer.

“Okay,” said the city boy. “And I`ll take one of those, too, if you`ll tell me what it is.”

“To me it`s an ass, but to you it`s a mule,” explained the farmer, “and when that ass gets stubborn, it sits down and you have t

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