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Santa, Banta and their wives went out camping one weekend. Santa and Banta slept in one tent while the wives used the other.


At about three in the morning, Santa woke up and yelled, “Wow, unbelievable!”


Which woke Banta.


“What’s going on?” said Banta.


“I’ve got to go to the other tent and find my wife.” said Santa.


“How come?” said Banta.


“To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I’ve ever had in my life!” said Santa.
After a pause, Banta said, “Do you want me to come with you?”


“Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?” said Santa.<b

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The sheriff of a small town pulled over the Governor in his Porsche who was driving 85 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone.


The adventurous Governor behind the wheel was steaming mad when he was stopped.


When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, “I can’t believe you stopped me! I am the Governor of this state! This town must be the butthole of the world!”


The magistrate looked at him and replied, “And you must be what’s passing through.”

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