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1st Friend:”chup rah ….

January 17, 2015 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

1st Friend:”chup raho dekho ghar se phone

hai..

.

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2nd Friend:”arre Zara beer ke bottle toh sarka

idhar..

. .

3rd friend:”tune jo cigrat di wo khatam ho

gayi

dusri de..

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4th Friend:”(in female voice) januuu yaha aao

na

plz aaaaooo naaa…:* 😀 .

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5th Friend:”aaahhh aaahhhh

ummmmhhhh..:p 😀 :O Hit Likè for kaminey

Friends…:))

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Adult Hindi Jokes

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dos ….

January 17, 2015 Mangya Leave a comment

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai.

Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”

Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“

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Adult Hindi Jokes

Pehle me bohat pares ….

January 12, 2015 Mangya Leave a comment

Pehle me bohat pareshan rehta tha bohat tanaav me rehta tha har waqt koi na koi tension rehti thi phir mene krk chutiya ka page like kiya phir kya tha pure din ki tension uski post par gaaliya de kar chu-mantar ho jaane lagi

Thanks krk bhopadi k meri pareshaniyo ko door karne k liye aise hi Chutiya rahiyo zandagi bhar lehen k bhode

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Adult Hindi Jokes

Santa(after watching ….

January 8, 2015 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Santa(after watching a boxing match): Crap, I am disappointed, it’s over in 2 minutes.

Jeeto: Good, now you know how I feel.

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Adult SMS Jokes

Baba Saxidas Se Unke ….

January 8, 2015 Mangya Leave a comment

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha

Bhakt: “Baba Ladkiya Hamesha Phoolon Wali P@nty Hi Kyu Pahnti Hai?”

Baba Saxidas: “Bacha Simple, Taki Choot Se Badbu Na Aaye“

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Adult Hindi Jokes

An old man goes to t ….

January 7, 2015 Sharad Leave a comment

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, “WHAT? What did he say? What does he want?”

His wife yells back, “He needs your underwear.”

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