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This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he
says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”

The woman sits up in bed and says, “What`s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What`s wrong???”

The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing`s wrong exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”

The woman says, “A hermaphrodite… what`s that???”

The doctor says, “Well, it means your baby has the…er… features… of both the male and a female.”

The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh my God! You mean it has a penis… AND a brain?”

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Pappu Is Dating With His New Girlfriend In Hotel Room.



Girl Friend: “I Demand Good Manners In Bed, Just Like At The Dinner Table”



Pappu Climbs Into Bed Slowly & Says: “Honey, Would You Pass The Balls Please?“

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Why Do Girls Like Gold Things More Than Boys?

Answer: “Because Gold Has 24 Carrots And Boys Have Only One“ :3

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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

“What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I’m sure you’ll agree, and it’s an absolute steal at only $15.

“Why is it that cheap?” the woman asks.

“Well”, replies the assistant, “it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity”

“Oh, I don’t mind that”, said the woman, making her mind up, “I’m broad minded and it’ll be a laugh having a profane parrot”.

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman,

continue ….

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