Category Archives: Adult
Because of the natur ….
Because of the natural hormones released while a woman is ovulating, her boobs are most symmetrical between the 14th and 16th days of her cycle.
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We have reason to be ….
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
~Lily Tomlin
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~Lily Tomlin
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Height of Besharmi ….
Height of Besharmi
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Boy & Girl met wid Accident.
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Boy’s BMW got Scratches
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Boy: Dikhta nahi.. bhosdiki… Teri maa ko chodu.. Teri bhen ko chodu..
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Girl: aurrrrrrr, mujhe bhi na pls… Pls… 😛 😀
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Boy & Girl met wid Accident.
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Boy’s BMW got Scratches
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Boy: Dikhta nahi.. bhosdiki… Teri maa ko chodu.. Teri bhen ko chodu..
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Girl: aurrrrrrr, mujhe bhi na pls… Pls… 😛 😀
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Galib ne apni padosa ….
Galib ne apni padosan ko 9 inch ka saman dikhate hue arz kiya:
Maana k tum bebas ho par itni b nahi,
k pal do pal k liye is MEHMAAN ko
ander bula bhi
na sako.
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Maana k tum bebas ho par itni b nahi,
k pal do pal k liye is MEHMAAN ko
ander bula bhi
na sako.
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Santa touched Jeeto’ ….
Santa touched Jeeto’s boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
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Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
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Deti ho to khada ho ….
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka!
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka!
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka!
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka!
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka!
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka!
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka !! :p 😀
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Rom-Rom jazbat ka!
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka!
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka!
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka!
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka!
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka!
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka !! :p 😀
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