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Chintu chup ke cigarette pee raha tha, tabhi us ke papa aa gaye. Chintu ne ghabrahat mein, jaldi se cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li.


Papa, gusse se: Kya tum cigarette pee rahe the?


Chintu: Nahin toh…


Papa: Toh phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?


Chintu: Papa aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai toh dhuan toh niklega hi.

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The most embarrassing

moment for a Boy…

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. Jab wo apni mom ko apne frnds

ki pic dikha raha ho

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Aur jese hi uske”GF”ki pic

samne aye to uski mom kahe.

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.”ye Chudail si kaun hai!! :@ :p:D

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“Duniya ka sbse khatarnaak hathiyaar kya hai?????……

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Nahi pata?????….

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Ladki ! ….. ache acho ki wat laga deti ……fir chahe pyar ho ya dosti.

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Charo taraf goliyan chal rhi thi

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Isi beech Australian Team nikalti hai

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Police wala puchta hai aap log ko

darr nhi lagta ???

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Austrailian team :- Goli se darr nhi

lagta sahab, Kohli se lagta hai

😀

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Santa Ko Loose Motions Lage The, Doctor Ke Paas Jaake Bola

Santa: “Dr Saab, Patli Patli Tatti Aati Hai, Khane Ka Bhi Dil Nahi Karta”

Doctor Kagaz Pe Ek Dawayi Likh Ke Dete Hue Bola

Doctor: “Ye Dawayi Leke Kha Liyo, Moti Moti Tatti Aayegi, Jaise Marji Kaat Ke Kha Liyo“ 😛

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BRANDED WORLD: :v

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A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle &

suddenly saw a Crocodile and a Cheetah..

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She screamed: :0

OH MY GOD.. LACOSTE and PUMA.!”

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Ek garib kishan ka beta jail me tha…

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us budhe kisan ne apne beteko jail me khat likha:”beta me aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,

Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudegakash tu meri madad kar pata..”

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Bete ne wapas jawab diya:”papa aap khet mat khodna, mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai..

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Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya par hathiyar nahi mila…

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Bete ne fir baap ko likha:”papa yaha se me itni hi madad kar pauga,

Aap ab aalu uga dijiye… :p :O 😀 😀

Hahahaha

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