'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

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Swiss Banks To Open An ATM In Tihar Jail.

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Everybody will ignore you when you

are alone ,,but the moment you get

into a relationship everyone will say

“Ladki kya mili saale bhai ko bhool

gaya” 😛

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Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya…

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Questions were:


1. ‘China’ kis Desh me hai ?


2. ’15th August’ kis Date ko Aati hai ?


3. ‘Green’ colour kis rang ka Hota hai ?


4. ‘Tamatar’ ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?


5. ‘Mumtaz’ ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

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Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya…

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Questions were:


1. ‘China’ kis Desh me hai ?


2. ’15th August’ kis Date ko Aati hai ?


3. ‘Green’ colour kis rang ka Hota hai ?


4. ‘Tamatar’ ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?


5. ‘Mumtaz’ ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

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Navjot Sidhu: Alia Have you heard about Don Bradman

Alia: Sorry i am not interested in the Underworld

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Pooja Bhatt: Inni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho

Alia: Koi anne waala hai

Pooja: Kaun???

Alia: Achhe Din

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Rahul Gandhi: I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK

Alia: Achha!! Who wrote it????

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Bunty: Alia Modi Ji PM banne wale hain.

Alia: Sahi hai bunty, But AM kaun banega???

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Bhagwan ji agar sun rhe ho toh ek question poochna tha…. 🙂

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Mere leye bhi koi ‘Aww’ krne wali banayi h ya bhool gye?? :p

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1 Admi 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha ……..



Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?

Admi: Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki…

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Kuch Din Baad Admi 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha…



Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?



Admi: Nhi BewaKoof,



Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H



Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu

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