'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Ek Baadshah Ne Apni Poori Hukumat Mein Elaan Karwaya Ki

Jitne Bhi Shaadi Shuda Mard Hain Wo Baadshah Ke Darbaar Mein Jald Se Jald Pahunche.

Shaadi Shuda Mard Baadshah Ke Darbaar Pahunche To Badshah Ne Kaha: “Saare Do Lines Bana Lo, Ek Line Mein Apni Biwi Se Darne Wale Mard Khade Ho Jao Aur Doosri Line Mein Wo Jo Apni Biwi Se Nahi Darte.”

Baadshah Ye Dekh Kar Hairaan Reh Gaya Ki Apni Biwi Se Darne Walon Ki Line Kaafi Lambi Thi Aur Biwi Se Na Darne Walon Ki Line Mein Sirf Ek Aadmi Khada Tha.

Baadshah Ne Us Ek Aadmi Ko Apne Paas Bulaya, Uski Peeth Par Haath Maarte Hue Shabaashi Di Aur Pucha: “Tumhe Aisa Kyu Lagta Hai Ki Tum Apni Biwi Se

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During Exam…

Madam: Why are you so confused..?


Pappu: *Silent*


Madam: Did you forget your pen…?


Pappu: *Silent*


Madam: Forgot roll no…?


Pappu: *Silent*


Madam: Forgot calculator..?


Pappu: Oye chup kar ja maata..!! Yaha parchi galat subject ki le aya, tujhe pen, pencil ki agg lagi hai..!!!

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Macchar Marna Hai To “GOOD

KNIGHT” Se

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WARNA ALL-OUT To PAKISTAN BHI HO JATA HAI 😀 😀

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CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.

YAHI INFLATION HAI.

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
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Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”
that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
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Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girl

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