Category Archives: Jokes

Banta is lying acros ….

Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach.


A passerby asks, “Banta ji, why are you lying on the rail lines? A train may comee any moment and run over you.”


“Precisely!” answers Banta. “I have no desire to live any longer. I want to kill myself.”


“Then why have you this bottle of liquor and the tandoori chicken beside you?”


“Why not?” demands Banta. “You can’t rely on trains running on time any more. You don’t expect me to die of hunger and thirst, do you?”

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Bill Clinton is visi ….

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone could give him an example of a “tragedy.”
One little boy stands up and offers “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”
“No,” Clinton says, “that would be an ACCIDENT.”
A girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off cliff, killing everyone involved … that would be a tragedy.”
“I m afraid not,” explains Clinton.
“That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.”
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
“What ?” asks Clinton, “Isn`t there anyone who

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Kanjoos baap k bete ….

Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha: Papa meri girfriend pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.


Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye.


2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. 75,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.


Kanjoos baap ne ek baar phir khamoshi se paise de diye.


6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: Papa, I am pregnant!


Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha chum ke khushi se bola: Shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai.

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