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Hi Uncle Tom,

I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back to get another car, when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don’t know what to do now please help me.
From Anonymous


Uncle Tom’s Reply:

Dear Anonymous,

Over heating of the engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator, you need to check the oil and water level in your engine before you start your journey, you must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in

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This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will eventually become seniors.


“WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!” the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.


“Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY!!!”


There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, “Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church either.

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