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The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the blonde secretary on the ground floor for an important file.


Since it was rather urgent the boss told the secretary it was an emergency and that she should hurry with the file.


After more than 30 minutes the blonde clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.


The Boss asks him why she was panting and what caused the huge delay.


The blonde secretary replies, “Sir, when I went to the lift it said ‘during an emergency please use the staircase’!!!”

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By the time Banta pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You`ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don`t care where.”

“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, this man by the name of Santa, snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I`m not sure it`d be worth it to you.”

“No problem,” tired Banta assured him. “I`ll take it.”

The next morning Banta came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “How`d you sleep?” asked the manager.

“Never better.”

The manager

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Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.


1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.


2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.


3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.


4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

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