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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.


Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first.


Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.


Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?


Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma`am, may I sit in that seat?”
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, “You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can`t you see my little Fifi is using that seat?”<br

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, looks in it, again and again. Puzzled, she says to her friend, “I just know I`ve seen this face before!”

“Give it to me”, says the other blonde.

She looks in the mirror and says, “Of course, you silly! It`s me!!”

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Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.

Santa: How do you know him?

Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.

Santa: Could you spell that please?

Pappu: If I could spell to, I’d write!

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Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror he saw a train coming.

Panicked he started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop being bad!”

Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the train getting closer!

He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop swearing AND being bad!”

Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away! Little Johnny struggled

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