Category Archives: Jokes

Two elderly gentleme ….

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:


“John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”


John says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”


“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”


“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

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A lady walked into a ….

A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.


The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”


The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.


The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy – I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!”


The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.


The pharmac

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