Category Archives: Jokes
Two elderly gentleme ….
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
“John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
John says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
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“John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
John says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
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Wife: You had lunch? ….
Wife: You had lunch?
Husband: You had lunch?
Wife: I’m asking you.
Husband: I’m asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: I had lunch!
>>Thats how the realtionships are these days, so I recommend dont marry just believe in liv’in relationship 😉
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Husband: You had lunch?
Wife: I’m asking you.
Husband: I’m asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: I had lunch!
>>Thats how the realtionships are these days, so I recommend dont marry just believe in liv’in relationship 😉
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Why do women live lo ….
Why do women live longer than Men?
Because shopping never causes heart attacks;
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But paying the bills does.
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Because shopping never causes heart attacks;
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But paying the bills does.
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Banta: My 9 year old ….
Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong.
Santa: I think he’s ready for marriage!
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Santa: I think he’s ready for marriage!
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A lady walked into a ….
A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy – I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmac
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The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy – I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmac
continue ….
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