Category Archives: Jokes

A young man who was ….

A young man who was an avid golfer had a few hours to spare. He figured that if he played quickly, he could squeeze in nine holes before heading home. Just as he was about to tee-off, an elderly gentleman asked if he could accompany him as he, too, was playing alone. The young man agreed. When they finally reached the ninth fairway, the young man had a tough shot-there was a large pine tree directly between his ball and the green.

He was considering how to hit the shot, when the other man said, “When I was your age, I`d hit the ball right over that tree.”

Accepting the challenge, the younger man swung hard and hit the ball smack into the top of the tree trunk. It th

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Height of Testing: ….

Height of Testing:


>>Introduction:
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*Sanket (QA Tester)

*Mukesh Thakur (Developer)


>>Conversation
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Sanket: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn’t appear.


Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.


>>After 2 days,
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Mukesh Thakur : Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.


>>After another 2 days,
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Santa went into a dr ….

Santa went into a drug store and asked the pharmacist if he could give him something for hiccups.


Without warning, the pharmacist suddenly reached out and slapped Santa hard across the face.


“What did you do that for?” asked Santa indignantly.


“Well, you haven’t got hiccups any more, have you?”


“I haven’t got hiccups – my wife has!” replied Santa!

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