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Wife: If I die first ….

November 17, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession.

Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day.

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Marriage jokes

Santa: The recruitme ….

November 17, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Santa: The recruitment consultant asked me ‘What do you think of voluntary work?

Banta: So what was your reply?

Santa: I said, “I wouldn’t do it if you paid me.”

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SMS Jokes

Santa: Women are lik ….

November 16, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

Santa: Women are like microwaves.

Banta: How? Because they cook food?

Santa: No. Because they are hazardous to our health.

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SMS Jokes

We have imaginary fa ….

November 16, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

We have imaginary farms, cities and animals; we cook fake food; we poke people; and we even write on walls.

Isn’t Facebook a mental hospital and we all as its members, its patients?

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Internet Jokes

3 young Ladies propo ….

November 16, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

3 young Ladies proposed a
MAN..
..
He had to choose one of them..
..
He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend…
.
.
.
.
.
.
1st bought make up stuff&
new
dresses & said she wanted to
look
good for him..
..
2nd got him few expensive
shirts
& ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
..
3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original
amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
.
.
Finally MAN decided to marry
.
.
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.
.
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continue ….

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