'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Santa: I’m in a big trouble!


Banta: Why is that?


Santa: I saw a mouse in my house!


Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.


Santa: I don’t have one.


Banta: Well then, buy one.


Santa: Can’t afford one.


Banta: I can give you mine if you want.


Santa: That sounds good.


Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.


Santa: I don’t have any cheese.


Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it

continue ….

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A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.


Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.


Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him so they challenged him, “Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?”


The man said, “I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating!!!”

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A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair. There were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”

“Ever go fishing?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.

“Ummm, yeah… so,” the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, “Ever catch ALL the fish?”

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