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A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, “What is your name and address ?”

“I am Santa, of no fixed address.”

The cop turns to Banta, and asks the same question.

“I am Banta, and I live in the flat above Santa.”

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Banta was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall.

In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.

Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he’d plummet to his death.

Full of fear, Banta cries out, “Help me!” But there was no answer.

Again and again he cried out but to no avail.

Finally Banta yelled, “Is anybody up there? “

A deep voice replied, “Yes, I’m up here.”

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Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto’s lover was still in the apartment. She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.

“What’s that?” Santa husband asked.

“Nothing, darling. Just jackets.”

After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.

“What the hell is that?”

“I’m telling you, just jackets.”

A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.

“I’ll check it,” Santa said. “You’ll regret it if it’s not jackets.”

Santa yanked the closet’s door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol. Santa quietly closed the

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A Hollywood director was shooting a big budget movie on location in the desert. One day an old Indian came up to him and said, “Tomorrow rain.”


And sure enough the next day it rained.


A few days later, the old Indian appeared on set again, sidled up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.”


And sure enough, the following day there was a fearful storm which brought a temporary halt to filming.


The director was hugely impressed by the old Indian’s weather predictions and told his secretary to put the tribesman on the payroll. However, after a number of other successful forecasts, the Indian didn’t show for three

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