'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Doctor: I would advise you, Madam, to take frequent baths, plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns.

Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say?

Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas; and afterwards to the mountains and to buy some new light gowns at once!

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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.


Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous…or what?”


“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.

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Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:


All girls are devils;


But my wife is the queen


of


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all of them.

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1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye

dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya…

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Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi

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2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..

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3rd day fir kudi..

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3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes

mili

Kaise..???

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Sasur ne di…:/ :p

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Banta: What is the definition of a husband?

Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!

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What a Contradiction:

If a wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.

And if a husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.


She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”


The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.


Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.


She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Bob has been missing since Friday.

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