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Wife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you.

Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!

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Hi Uncle Tom,

I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back to get another car, when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don’t know what to do now please help me.
From Anonymous


Uncle Tom’s Reply:

Dear Anonymous,

Over heating of the engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator, you need to check the oil and water level in your engine before you start your journey, you must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in

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You don’t marry one person, you marry three:

The person you think they are;

The person they are;

And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!

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The only mistake for which people are congratulated is ‘Marriage’!

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Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.


The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.


They looked at the third man and he said, “I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees.”


Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.


The man replied, “Well, I was laying under the bed and she crawled over and said, ‘Come out and fight like a man!'”

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Dear Married People,

Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that’s how difficult it is!

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For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’.

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I just hope she doesn’t notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!

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