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Johnny is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, he manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Johnny to the doctor.

After the examination, the doctor said, “His unit is too small. An old wives’ tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight.”

The next morning Johnny jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.

“Mom!” Johnny yells. “The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast.”

“I know.” s

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor`s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t do the following, your husband will surely die.”

“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don`t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don`t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the n

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Two theories to argue with wife :

1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet.

2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!

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Superb thought.

For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.

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Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off.

“Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that,” his friend says.

“Well,” Harry replies, “I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do.”

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“What did you buy your husband for his birthday?”

“Well, knowing he wanted a diary, I bought him one that locked; he’s so particular about his notes.”

“And surely you bought something for yourself?”

“Oh, yes; I bought myself a duplicate key for the diary.”

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Two men r talking.

1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!

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