Category Archives: Marriage jokes

Put your wife in a r ….

Put your wife in a room and lock it.

Put your dog in another room and lock it !!!

Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours and see who is ‘Happy’ to see you, and who will ‘BITE’ you !


(You are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals who are now divorced and living happily with their dog)


Don’t laugh loud… the extended version says…


Put your husband in a room and lock it.

Put your dog in another room and lock it !!!

Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours and you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you but you be angry looking at your husband sle

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A lady walked into a ….

A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.


The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”


The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.


The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy – I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!”


The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.


The pharmac

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