Category Archives: SMS Jokes

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 D ….

1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye

dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya…

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Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi

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2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..

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3rd day fir kudi..

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3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes

mili

Kaise..???

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Sasur ne di…:/ :p

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Bob was in trouble. ….

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.


She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”


The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.


Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.


She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Bob has been missing since Friday.

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