The world would be a ….
The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!
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Category Archives: SMS Jokes
White House receptio ….
White House receptionist to the president Obama, “Sir, someone has been calling time and again but not speaking anything”.
Obama: Wish him “Namaste”! He must be Manmohan Singh from India!
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Obama: Wish him “Namaste”! He must be Manmohan Singh from India!
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1 Saasu maa Apne 3 D ….
1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye
dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya…
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Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
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2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
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3rd day fir kudi..
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3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes
mili
Kaise..???
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Sasur ne di…:/ :p
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dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya…
.
.
Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
.
.
2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
.
.
3rd day fir kudi..
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3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes
mili
Kaise..???
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Sasur ne di…:/ :p
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Banta: What is the d ….
Banta: What is the definition of a husband?
Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!
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Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!
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What a Contradiction ….
What a Contradiction:
If a wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
And if a husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy!
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If a wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
And if a husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy!
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Q: Why did Santa tak ….
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised `free delivery`
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A: Because they advertised `free delivery`
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Bob was in trouble. ….
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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