Category Archives: SMS Jokes

Ram aur Raavan ka ba ….

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Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.


Raavan: Chal yaar bye.


Ram: Kya hua?


Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja.


Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi.


Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?


Ram: Dost nahi hai… Bata to sahi hua kya???


Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar… bas maje hi maje.


Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua???


Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula li

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In a small town in t ….

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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.


Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous…or what?”


“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.

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