Category Archives: SMS Jokes
Ajj Titanic Ki 9th A ….
Ajj Titanic Ki 9th Anniversary
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Isliye Sab Pyar Krnay walo se
Guzarish
Hai K Doob Kar
Mar Jaye…… 😀
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Isliye Sab Pyar Krnay walo se
Guzarish
Hai K Doob Kar
Mar Jaye…… 😀
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During a recent pass ….
During a recent password audit, it was found that Santa was using the following password on his office desktop system:
BittuPappuLuckyHappySonuPinkyRaniGuddi
Office Aministrator: Why such a long password?
Santa: Because the policy states that it has to be at least 8 characters long.
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BittuPappuLuckyHappySonuPinkyRaniGuddi
Office Aministrator: Why such a long password?
Santa: Because the policy states that it has to be at least 8 characters long.
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Why did Saddam Husse ….
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait’.
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He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait’.
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Three men were sitti ….
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.
The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, “I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees.”
Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied, “Well, I was laying under the bed and she crawled over and said, ‘Come out and fight like a man!'”
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The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, “I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees.”
Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied, “Well, I was laying under the bed and she crawled over and said, ‘Come out and fight like a man!'”
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