Category Archives: SMS Jokes
Singing in the showe ….
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth…
Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
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Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
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At a Motor Driving S ….
At a Motor Driving School:
Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first!
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Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first!
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Santa: Off late, I h ….
Santa: Off late, I have been doing a lot of charity work.
Banta: That’s very thoughtful. What’s your particular area of philanthropy?
Santa: I volunteer my opinion just about almost anything and everything.
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Banta: That’s very thoughtful. What’s your particular area of philanthropy?
Santa: I volunteer my opinion just about almost anything and everything.
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This pj wil destroy ….
This pj wil destroy ur sleep
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In a bus, conductor asked for tickets
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1st boy- pass
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2nd boy- pass
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3rd boy- pass
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4th boy-
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GOAL 😀 😀
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In a bus, conductor asked for tickets
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1st boy- pass
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2nd boy- pass
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3rd boy- pass
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4th boy-
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GOAL 😀 😀
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Santa to Banta, “Whe ….
Santa to Banta, “Whenever I am a few drinks down, a part of me says, “I can’t keep drinking like this!”
Banta: What’s the big deal. So stop dinking.
Santa: Hold on. The other part of me says, “Don’t listen to that guy. He’s drunk!”
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Banta: What’s the big deal. So stop dinking.
Santa: Hold on. The other part of me says, “Don’t listen to that guy. He’s drunk!”
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When an employment a ….
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write…
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A very good doctor!
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A very good doctor!
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