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Heated Gold is calle ….

November 4, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Heated Gold is called Ornament;

Beated Copper is called Wire;

Compressed Carbon is called Diamond;

And Heated, Beated and Compressed Person is called Husband!

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Marriage jokes

Teacher: Pappu, Tumn ….

November 3, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?

Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do!

Pleaseee…

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SMS Jokes

Banta: My wife drive ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Banta: My wife drives me to drink.

Santa: You’re lucky. I have to walk!

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SMS Jokes

Policeman (after the ….

November 2, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Policeman (after the collision): You saw this lady driving toward you. Why didn’t you give her the road?

Santa: I was going to, as soon as I could discover which half she wanted!

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SMS Jokes

Santa standing on th ….

November 2, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.

Jeeto: I don’t think that is going to help.

Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

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