Meanwhile in Punjab: ….
Meanwhile in Punjab:
Doctor: Yeh Goli ‘Tongue’ ke Niche Rakhna.
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
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Doctor: Yeh Goli ‘Tongue’ ke Niche Rakhna.
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
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Category Archives: SMS Jokes
Turtle: Nothing is s ….
Turtle: Nothing is slower than me.
Snail: Are you sure?
Internet Explorer: Hello?
IRCTC: Keep yor voice down!
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Snail: Are you sure?
Internet Explorer: Hello?
IRCTC: Keep yor voice down!
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Teacher to Pappu: If ….
Teacher to Pappu: If both of your parents were born in 1965, how old would they say they are now?
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: It does? Depends on what?
Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother!
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Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: It does? Depends on what?
Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother!
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Wife: Honey, let’s g ….
Wife: Honey, let’s go to watch Ek Villain today.
Husband: But you said your mom isn’t in town!
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Husband: But you said your mom isn’t in town!
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Failing to plan is p ….
Why is King Solomon ….
Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?
Because he had so many wives to advise him!
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Because he had so many wives to advise him!
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Santa goes to buy an ….
Santa goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one, he asks, How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500 only.
Santa: I need a daily wear so show me a regular underwear not the party underwear.
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Shopkeeper: Rs 500 only.
Santa: I need a daily wear so show me a regular underwear not the party underwear.
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