Santa: I sent love ….
Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the ‘postman’!
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Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the ‘postman’!
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Category Archives: SMS Jokes
Commerce joke: Do u ….
Commerce joke: Do u know y in a couple’s photo man is on the right side & woman on the left?
Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
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Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
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I have the ‘I’; I h ….
I have the ‘I’;
I have the ‘L’;
I have the ‘O’;
I have the ‘V’;
I have the ‘E’;
So please can I have ‘U’?
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I have the ‘L’;
I have the ‘O’;
I have the ‘V’;
I have the ‘E’;
So please can I have ‘U’?
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Pappu: This new teac ….
Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions.
Bunty: What did she say?
Pappu: First she’s telling me to be myself, and then she’s telling me to stop being an idiot.
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Bunty: What did she say?
Pappu: First she’s telling me to be myself, and then she’s telling me to stop being an idiot.
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Did you hear about t ….
Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
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Santa: Today, I gave ….
Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That’s really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, “Always let the man drive”!
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Banta: That’s really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, “Always let the man drive”!
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Superglue some coins ….
Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it’s an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.
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