A padded bra is like ….
A padded bra is like real estate… the super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
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Monthly Archives: December 2014
I miss the noise of ….
I miss the noise of the crackers;
I miss the lighted rockets in the sky;
I miss your dancing on the Chakaris;
I miss admiring the colourful Anaars;
But what I miss the most is your childhood;
When you filled the house with happiness and joy.
Happy Diwali to my wonderful child!
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I miss the lighted rockets in the sky;
I miss your dancing on the Chakaris;
I miss admiring the colourful Anaars;
But what I miss the most is your childhood;
When you filled the house with happiness and joy.
Happy Diwali to my wonderful child!
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Ek Minister Pagal Kh ….
Ek Minister Pagal Khane
ke Daure par tha.
Ek Pagal Bola: Minister
Sahib Ek Cigarette aur
Maachis dena.
Minister ne cigarette di
aur Dr. se bola:
doctor,ye aadmi to
achhe se baat kar raha
hai…kahin se pagal nahi
lagh raha hai.
.
.
.
Pagal ne Cigarette Tod
ke Tobacco Apne Sir par
dala
aur Machis se Aag laga
di…..Phir Apni Dhoti Utha
ke bola
.
.
.
.
.
Lo Minister Sahib,
continue ….
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ke Daure par tha.
Ek Pagal Bola: Minister
Sahib Ek Cigarette aur
Maachis dena.
Minister ne cigarette di
aur Dr. se bola:
doctor,ye aadmi to
achhe se baat kar raha
hai…kahin se pagal nahi
lagh raha hai.
.
.
.
Pagal ne Cigarette Tod
ke Tobacco Apne Sir par
dala
aur Machis se Aag laga
di…..Phir Apni Dhoti Utha
ke bola
.
.
.
.
.
Lo Minister Sahib,
continue ….
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Dosto ki Bhavnaaye.. ….
Dosto ki Bhavnaaye..
.
.
EXPRESSION OF HAPPINESS-
1st frnd:”Oye meri gf bangyi,
2nd frnd:”hatt saale jhuta, shakal dekhi hai
apni..
.
.
.
.
EXPRESSION OF ANGER:
1st:”Abey saale fir pitt ke aagaya..
2nd:”Abey aankho me dhul chali gayi
varna muh tod deta saale ka..
.
.
.
.
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EXpression of party in together:
1st:”Aur kamine treat kab de raha hai… ??
2nd:”Kyo tere baap ki shadi hai kya… ??
.
continue ….
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EXPRESSION OF HAPPINESS-
1st frnd:”Oye meri gf bangyi,
2nd frnd:”hatt saale jhuta, shakal dekhi hai
apni..
.
.
.
.
EXPRESSION OF ANGER:
1st:”Abey saale fir pitt ke aagaya..
2nd:”Abey aankho me dhul chali gayi
varna muh tod deta saale ka..
.
.
.
.
.
EXpression of party in together:
1st:”Aur kamine treat kab de raha hai… ??
2nd:”Kyo tere baap ki shadi hai kya… ??
.
continue ….
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Ek Se Silsile Hain S ….
Ek Se Silsile Hain Sab Hijr Kee Rut Bata Gayi;
Phir Wahi Subah Aayegi Phir Wahi Sham Aa Gayi;
Mere Lahoo Mein Jal Uthe Utne Hi Taza Dam Chirag;
Waqt Kee Sazishi Hawa Jitne Diye Bujha Gayi!
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Phir Wahi Subah Aayegi Phir Wahi Sham Aa Gayi;
Mere Lahoo Mein Jal Uthe Utne Hi Taza Dam Chirag;
Waqt Kee Sazishi Hawa Jitne Diye Bujha Gayi!
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To burn with desire ….
To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves.
~ Federico García Lorca
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~ Federico García Lorca
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page ki reach itni j ….
page ki reach itni jyada ghat gyi hai ab toh lagta hai ki ek hi
option bacha hai,
kisi kadak ladki photo post karke caption kardu ‘batao main
kaisi lagg rahi hu…?’
Kasam se bheed ho jayegi.
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option bacha hai,
kisi kadak ladki photo post karke caption kardu ‘batao main
kaisi lagg rahi hu…?’
Kasam se bheed ho jayegi.
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