Monthly Archives: December 2014
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Somewhere someone is flirting with my future wife 😛
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Somewhere someone is flirting with my future wife 😛
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A man walks into a p ….
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing.
The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What’s so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, “If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leav
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The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What’s so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, “If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leav
continue ….
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If you talk to a man ….
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.
~ Nelson Mandela
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~ Nelson Mandela
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Recently a man had t ….
Recently a man had to be hospitalised to get his wedding ring cut off, as it got stuck on his penis. Actually, this guy’s girlfriend found the ring in his pant pocket and got so mad at him that she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
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3. Finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring!
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I don’t know what’s worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
Or
3. Finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring!
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Santa: What is first ….
Dad – “Pappu Beta un ….
Dad – “Pappu Beta uncle ke pair padh”
Pappu – *bows down* “Par papa inke pair pe kuch likha hi nai hai” 😛
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Pappu – *bows down* “Par papa inke pair pe kuch likha hi nai hai” 😛
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