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They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye –
very young, ravishing and delectable.


As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat.


She scanned the menu yet again, and said, “To begin, I’ll have two champagne cocktails, then a dozen oysters on the half shell and a tureen of turtle soup. As entrees I’ll have the filet of English sole followed by pheasant under glass, plus an a la carte order of asparagus tips. For dessert, just bring the cart.


Somewhat surprised not only by her appetite,

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A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her — knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.
The note reads: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.”
Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her. It reads:
“Just so you know

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