Monthly Archives: December 2014

Two law partners hir ….

Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married.


Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.


“So what did you think?” he asks.


“Ahh,” replies the first lawyer, “my wife is much better.”


Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the secretary.


“So,” asks the first guy, “what did you think?”


The second guy replies, “You were right.”

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The wife of an older ….

The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um… little sailor can’t salute anymore.


She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for her.


The doctor thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says, “Listen, I don’t do this for everyone, but since your husband’s on his way out… Get this prescription, and put three drops in his milk before he goes to bed.”


The wife is very happy and thanks the doc profusely. Two weeks later, the doctor sees the woman and asks how it went.


The lady blushes, smiles and says, “Well I put thirty drops in his milk

continue ….

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