Monthly Archives: May 2016
Vagina to Penis, “Su ….
Akshay Tritiya (Akha ….
Akshay Tritiya (Akha Trij):
Jainism: It was on this day that Lord Rushabhnath broke His year long fast by having sugarcane juice.
Lord Sudama visited Lord Krishna on this day with a handful of rice.
Ved Vyas along with Lord Ganesha started writing Mahabharat on this day.
God Vishnu’s 6th incarnation Lord Parshuram was born on this day.
The holy river Ganga descended on earth on this day.
This day marks as the end of Satyug and the beginning of Tretayug.
May this auspicious day usher in new beginnings to your life!
Happy Akshaya Tritya!
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Jainism: It was on this day that Lord Rushabhnath broke His year long fast by having sugarcane juice.
Lord Sudama visited Lord Krishna on this day with a handful of rice.
Ved Vyas along with Lord Ganesha started writing Mahabharat on this day.
God Vishnu’s 6th incarnation Lord Parshuram was born on this day.
The holy river Ganga descended on earth on this day.
This day marks as the end of Satyug and the beginning of Tretayug.
May this auspicious day usher in new beginnings to your life!
Happy Akshaya Tritya!
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Aunty:” baatein toh ….
Aunty:” baatein toh badi acchi kar leta hai tu..
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Me:” bas aunty inhi bakchodiyon se aapki beti ko fasaya hua hai.. ๐ ๐
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Me:” bas aunty inhi bakchodiyon se aapki beti ko fasaya hua hai.. ๐ ๐
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Ek Fauji Ki Nayi Nay ….
Ek Fauji Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Se Agle Din Usko Emergency Ki Vajah Se Vapis Border Pe Bula Liya Gaya.
Jane Se Pahle Fauji Ne Socha Ki Mere 3 Bhai Hai, Kahi Piche Se Meri Biwi Ke Sath Kuch Galat Na Kare.
To Vo Unhe Bulata Hai Aur Kahta Hai: โMain Border Pe Jaa Raha Hun, Yaad Rakhna Babhi Maa Samaan Hoti Haiโ
Fir Bhi Use Apne Bhaiyo Pe Yakeen Nahi Thha, To Usne Apni Biwi Ki Choot Mein Ek Blade Rakh Diya.
Fauji Chala Gaya Aur 2 Months Ke Baad Vapis Aaya Aur Apne Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulaya Aur Bola
Fauji: โChal Sare Kadpe Utar?โ
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continue ….
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Jane Se Pahle Fauji Ne Socha Ki Mere 3 Bhai Hai, Kahi Piche Se Meri Biwi Ke Sath Kuch Galat Na Kare.
To Vo Unhe Bulata Hai Aur Kahta Hai: โMain Border Pe Jaa Raha Hun, Yaad Rakhna Babhi Maa Samaan Hoti Haiโ
Fir Bhi Use Apne Bhaiyo Pe Yakeen Nahi Thha, To Usne Apni Biwi Ki Choot Mein Ek Blade Rakh Diya.
Fauji Chala Gaya Aur 2 Months Ke Baad Vapis Aaya Aur Apne Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulaya Aur Bola
Fauji: โChal Sare Kadpe Utar?โ
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continue ….
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Sharabi daaru pee pe ….
Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya,lekin marte marte bhi keh gaya:”
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Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha,
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saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla…:p :O ๐
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Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha,
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saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla…:p :O ๐
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Our political instit ….
Our political institutions work remarkably well. They are designed to clang against each other. The noise is democracy at work.
~ Michael Novak
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~ Michael Novak
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