Monthly Archives: June 2016

ek gujrati bhagwan s ….

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ek gujrati bhagwan se kehta hai:-hey bhagwan tune ye kaisi zindagi di na paisa,na bachcha,na,na ghar aur ek maa hai woh bhi andhi.

to bhagwan uska dukh dekhke bole:-bachcha thik hai main tumhara ek wish puri kar sakta hoon maango kya maangna hai par yaad rahe ek wish.

to woh aadmi wish karta hai:-main chahata hoon ki mere bunglow me meri bachchon ko meri biwi diamond ke kade pehnate hue meri maa dekhe..smart gujju

dekha ek hi wish me kaise saare wish pure ho gaye

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A guy was driving wh ….

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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?”

“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a Safe Driver Award. Congratulations, what do you think you’re going to do with the prize money?”

He thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.”

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him, he’s a smartass when he’s drunk and stoned.”

The guy from the back seat said, “I told you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!”

At that

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