Monthly Archives: April 2017

Banta was walking in ….

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Banta was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall.

In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.

Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he’d plummet to his death.

Full of fear, Banta cries out, “Help me!” But there was no answer.

Again and again he cried out but to no avail.

Finally Banta yelled, “Is anybody up there? “

A deep voice replied, “Yes, I’m up here.”

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Two Crocodiles were ….

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Two Crocodiles were sitting by the side of the swamp near the river.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age. We were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.”


“Well,” said the big Croc, “What have you been eating?”


“Generals, same as you,” replied the small Croc.


“Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?”


“Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the HQ Building.”


“Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?”


“Well, I crawl up under one of their staff cars and wait for one to

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