Monthly Archives: April 2017
Q: What is the diffe ….
Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.
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A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.
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Dear friends! Miss ….
Dear friends!
Miss You a lot…
Tum dosto k bagair Life aisi hai.
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Jaise..
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Miss You a lot…
Tum dosto k bagair Life aisi hai.
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Jaise..
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Everybody will ignor ….
Everybody will ignore you when you
are alone ,,but the moment you get
into a relationship everyone will say
“Ladki kya mili saale bhai ko bhool
gaya” 😛
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are alone ,,but the moment you get
into a relationship everyone will say
“Ladki kya mili saale bhai ko bhool
gaya” 😛
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Once a Minister went ….
Once a Minister went to the Mental Asylum to see the condition of the people kept there. He saw that some had gone from bad to worse and some were improving. After inspecting some he came to a corner and saw Banta, who was sitting rather quietly.
He went to him and asked him, “How are you ?”
Banta calmly replied, “I am fine, what about you Sir”.
The Minister was quite surprised at the reply. The Minister asked him many questions about General knowledge and to his surprise Banta answered them all right.
The surprised Minister told him, “You dont seem to be mad then why are you kept here.”
Banta replied, “Even I’m unable to under
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He went to him and asked him, “How are you ?”
Banta calmly replied, “I am fine, what about you Sir”.
The Minister was quite surprised at the reply. The Minister asked him many questions about General knowledge and to his surprise Banta answered them all right.
The surprised Minister told him, “You dont seem to be mad then why are you kept here.”
Banta replied, “Even I’m unable to under
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Santa came home earl ….
Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto’s lover was still in the apartment. She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.
“What’s that?” Santa husband asked.
“Nothing, darling. Just jackets.”
After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.
“What the hell is that?”
“I’m telling you, just jackets.”
A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.
“I’ll check it,” Santa said. “You’ll regret it if it’s not jackets.”
Santa yanked the closet’s door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol. Santa quietly closed the
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“What’s that?” Santa husband asked.
“Nothing, darling. Just jackets.”
After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.
“What the hell is that?”
“I’m telling you, just jackets.”
A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.
“I’ll check it,” Santa said. “You’ll regret it if it’s not jackets.”
Santa yanked the closet’s door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol. Santa quietly closed the
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A teacher asks the c ….
A teacher asks the class to name things that end with ‘tor’ that eat things.
The first little boy says, “Alligator.”
“Very good, that’s a big word.”
The second boy says, “Predator.”
“Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.”
Little Johnny says, “Vibrator, Miss.”
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my sister has one and she says it eats f*cking batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”
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The first little boy says, “Alligator.”
“Very good, that’s a big word.”
The second boy says, “Predator.”
“Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.”
Little Johnny says, “Vibrator, Miss.”
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my sister has one and she says it eats f*cking batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”
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