Monthly Archives: April 2017

A young lesbian goes ….

A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room. He instructs her to get up onto the table and place her feet in the stirrups.


As he is examining her she hears him saying, “Hmmmmm… hmmmhmmm…”


He completes the examination, instructs her to dress and then meet him in his office when she is done.


In his office she asks him if there was anything unusual that he observed during the exam because she could not help but hear his non-verbal comments.


“Oh, that!” he says. “I was just admiring you. You have the cleanest vagi

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A Hollywood director ….

A Hollywood director was shooting a big budget movie on location in the desert. One day an old Indian came up to him and said, “Tomorrow rain.”


And sure enough the next day it rained.


A few days later, the old Indian appeared on set again, sidled up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.”


And sure enough, the following day there was a fearful storm which brought a temporary halt to filming.


The director was hugely impressed by the old Indian’s weather predictions and told his secretary to put the tribesman on the payroll. However, after a number of other successful forecasts, the Indian didn’t show for three

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A man longs to wed a ….

A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his town has been at it.


Finally he decides to adopts a baby girl from the orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age. After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the monastery and marries her.


After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation. They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petr

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