A blonde completed f ….

A blonde completed four weeks of dental restoration with the dentist.


She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist and she was going to propose to him.


Her friend said, “You’re beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?”


“Because,” explained the blonde, “he is the first man that ever said to me ‘SPIT, don’t SWALLOW’.”

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Neel apni gf k ghar ….

Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya, uska pet kharab tha us din.

Puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh mein pani aa gaya.

GF’s father:- hello beta neel, how are you?

Neel:- m good uncle, aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.

Achanak neel k pet mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted “Poooooooo….”

Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.

GF’s father:- “Tommy…ye kya hai?? Chalo bha

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Einstein dies and go ….

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint
Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”


Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?”


Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk
instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane
mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.


Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!”
he says. “Welcome to heaven!”


The next to arrive

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