An attorney telephon ….

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An attorney telephoned the Governor’s mansion just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him, regarding a matter of utmost urgency.


An aide eventually agreed to wake up the Governor.


“So, what is it?” grumbled the Governor.


“Judge Garber has just died,” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.”


The Governor replied: “Well, it’s OK with me, if it’s OK with the undertaker.”

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There were these two ….

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There were these two gay guys that give each other anal each night. One night before they give each other anal one of the guys has to go to the toilet.


So the other guy says, “Ok, but don’t wank in there, save it for later.”


“Sure mate,” and the first guy agrees.


This guy was in the toilet for a while so the other gay guy decides to check on him. Once he opens the toilet door he sees lots of semen everywhere.


He gets angry and yells, “I thought I told you not to wank and to save it for later!”


The first gay guy replies, “I didn’t wank, I just farted.”

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