Miss Bea was in her ….

Miss Bea was in her 80`s and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a cut glass bowl setting on top of it that was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had flipped, the Minister thought. But he certainly couldn`t mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to cha

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Once there was this ….

Once there was this city boy who wanted to go country, so he headed out to a farm to buy some animals.

“I`ll take one of these,” he said to the farmer.

“What is it?”

Well, to me it`s a cock, but to you it`s a rooster,” said the farmer.

“I`ll take one of these, too,” said the city boy.

“What is it?”

“Well, to me it`s a pullet, but to you it`s a chicken,” replied the farmer.

“Okay,” said the city boy. “And I`ll take one of those, too, if you`ll tell me what it is.”

“To me it`s an ass, but to you it`s a mule,” explained the farmer, “and when that ass gets stubborn, it sits down and you have t

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The new Supermarket ….

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.


When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.


So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

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Girlfriend: I am jus ….

Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.


Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?


Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.


Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.


Girlfriend: Ohhhh… so you don’t want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.


Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye.

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