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Man 1: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?


Man 2: Get an ‘Irish Virginity Test’ Kit.


Man 1: What’s that?


Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.


Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?


Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue… and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, ‘that’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.

The old woman said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”

“Uh huh,” said the old man.

We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.

“Uh huh,” said the old man.

And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.

“That`s right,” said the old man, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, `It`s too big, it`s too big!`”

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On summer vacation, Jaime and her son, Andy, went to visit Jaime’s Uncle George who owned a nice farm. While there, Uncle George was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old Great Nephew, Andy, standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event.


Uncle George thought to himself: “Great, now I’m gonna have to explain the ‘birds and bees’ to him. Well, no need to jump the gun. I’ll just wait and see if he has any questions, and I’ll just answer them as best I can.”


After he finished helping the cow with her birthing, he walked over to Andy and asked him, “Do you have any questions about what you seen here tonight?

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