Two types of people ….
Two types of people who can’t sleep early at night:
1. Those who are in love
2. Those who have good internet connection
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1. Those who are in love
2. Those who have good internet connection
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The whole point of b ….
The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you were intended to be.
~ Oprah Winfrey
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~ Oprah Winfrey
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Never blame any day ….
Never blame any day in ur life. Gud days gives u happiness, bad days gives u experience, worst days gives u a lesson. All r essential for life. So, njoy every day.
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Blowjob Etiquettes f ….
Blowjob Etiquettes for Women by a Male
1. First of all, yes you’re obligated to do it. If you don’t, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word “queef” mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don’t worry about it and be thankful I’m not pulling your hair.
5. When you’re on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
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1. First of all, yes you’re obligated to do it. If you don’t, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word “queef” mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don’t worry about it and be thankful I’m not pulling your hair.
5. When you’re on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
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Lips and Boobs to Pu ….
Lips and Boobs to Pussy, “You are the target. It is for that you we are sucked bitten and squeezed.
Pussy cried and said, “I remain hidden, it’s you two, who always invite trouble!
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Pussy cried and said, “I remain hidden, it’s you two, who always invite trouble!
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A teacher never give ….
A teacher never gives up, and neither does Pappu.
Teacher: Can you name the 7 wonders of the world?
Pappu: I don’t need to. They’ve already been named.
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Teacher: Can you name the 7 wonders of the world?
Pappu: I don’t need to. They’ve already been named.
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Ek Pal Mein Ek Sadi ….
Ek Pal Mein Ek Sadi Ka Maza Humse Puchiye,
Do Din Kee Zindagi Ka Maza Humase Puchiye;
Bhoole Hai Raftaa-Raftaa Unhe Muddaton Mein Hum,
Kishto Mein Khudkushi Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;
Aagaaz-e-Aashiqui Ka Maza Aap Jaaniye,
Anzaam-e-Aashiqui Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;
Jalte Diyo Mein Jalte Gharon Jaisi Lau Kahan,
Sarkaar Roshani Ka Maza Humase Puchiye;
Wo Jaan Hi Gaye Ki Humein Unse Pyaar Hai,
Aankhon Kee Mukhbari Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;
Hansne Ka Shaunk Humko Bhi Tha Aap Kee Tarah!
~ Khuma
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Do Din Kee Zindagi Ka Maza Humase Puchiye;
Bhoole Hai Raftaa-Raftaa Unhe Muddaton Mein Hum,
Kishto Mein Khudkushi Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;
Aagaaz-e-Aashiqui Ka Maza Aap Jaaniye,
Anzaam-e-Aashiqui Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;
Jalte Diyo Mein Jalte Gharon Jaisi Lau Kahan,
Sarkaar Roshani Ka Maza Humase Puchiye;
Wo Jaan Hi Gaye Ki Humein Unse Pyaar Hai,
Aankhon Kee Mukhbari Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;
Hansne Ka Shaunk Humko Bhi Tha Aap Kee Tarah!
~ Khuma
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