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Banta, an eager youn ….
Banta, an eager young man entered his prospective boss’s office for an interview.
“One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe on the door mat while coming in?” said the boss.
“Yes sir,” Banta replied promptly.
The boss continued, “One more thing we’re very particular about is honesty. There is no door mat outside!”
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“One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe on the door mat while coming in?” said the boss.
“Yes sir,” Banta replied promptly.
The boss continued, “One more thing we’re very particular about is honesty. There is no door mat outside!”
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Girl: Please don’t u ….
Girl: Please don’t upload your DP picture on Whatsapp.
Boy: But why?
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!
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Boy: But why?
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!
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Teacher to his Patha ….
Teacher to his Pathan student, “Who is a murderer?”
Pathan: I don’t know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What’ll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!
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Pathan: I don’t know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What’ll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!
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1st Aadmi : Bhagwan ….
1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhawan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhagwan : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.
3rd Aadmi: Prabhu main shaadi shuda hoon.
Bhagwaan: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.
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Bhawan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhagwan : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.
3rd Aadmi: Prabhu main shaadi shuda hoon.
Bhagwaan: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.
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After being married ….
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husbandto describe her.
He looked at her for a while…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E,F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks, “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely. What aboutI, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
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He looked at her for a while…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E,F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks, “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely. What aboutI, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
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There were three fri ….
There were three friends that always wanted to play golf every Saturday afternoon, but couldn`t because of their wives objections.
So one day after many years they finally got together on the golf course and were waiting at the first tee when one guy said, “I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!!!”
The second said, “That`s nothing I had to buy MY wife a new sports car to get out here today!!!”
The third said, “Boy you guys are a couple of wimps; I didn`t have to buy my wife anything!!!”
They both looked at him and asked how he managed that!
The smartest of the three said, “It was easy, when I got up this
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So one day after many years they finally got together on the golf course and were waiting at the first tee when one guy said, “I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!!!”
The second said, “That`s nothing I had to buy MY wife a new sports car to get out here today!!!”
The third said, “Boy you guys are a couple of wimps; I didn`t have to buy my wife anything!!!”
They both looked at him and asked how he managed that!
The smartest of the three said, “It was easy, when I got up this
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