|
|
May you begin this d ….
May you begin this day with a smile on your face;
And with happiness for your soul to embrace.
Wish you a very lovely morning!
Read more
And with happiness for your soul to embrace.
Wish you a very lovely morning!
Read more
|
|
Yesterday is for Mem ….
Yesterday is for Memories;
Tomorrow is an Imagination;
But today is a Real Gift;
Have a pleasant day!
Read more
Tomorrow is an Imagination;
But today is a Real Gift;
Have a pleasant day!
Read more
|
|
It is the mark of gr ….
It is the mark of great people to treat trifles as trifles and important matters as important.
~ Doris Lessing
Read more
~ Doris Lessing
Read more
|
|
Don’t worry about ol ….
|
|
Wife is a Memory Car ….
Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card – Bloody useful everywhere!
Read more
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card – Bloody useful everywhere!
Read more
|
|
While out one mornin ….
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. “What’s that?” she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
“Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply.
“Oh,” said the girl sympathetically, “that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once.”
Read more
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. “What’s that?” she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
“Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply.
“Oh,” said the girl sympathetically, “that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once.”
Read more
|
|